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tardistiles:

lohannahmontana:

unshaped:

mrsgavin:

brash-and-bold:

trust-me-imma-doctor:

ichidou:

msgryz:

superwholockedginger:

snail-monger:

I went to public school.

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i lost it after attempt 510.

Literally me whenever I play any game.

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I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ.

jesus christ how is this almost up to 250k

good work michael

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE!! That is my new catchphrase 

Michael is tumblr famous

this is what started it people arent you proud of me

look at how far we’ve come

i lost it when he started using the checkpoints

I couldn’t stop laughing… just like he can’t stop playing

It’s back :’)

GUYS I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME I SEE IT. THIS WAS MY TICKET INTO ROOSTER TEETH AND I’LL NEVER FORGET IT

(Source: kidxforever)


Via Southern Charm


pomme-poire-peche:

useyourwordsasher:

cmtothemc:

theancientcistern:

omegaqueer:

thatlupa:

All it does is show me you have a superiority complex and deep rooted classist tendencies. I’ve been a waitress, a barista and a sales associate, so your talking down to others just tells me at one point you would’ve talked down to me. This guy in the queue tried to buy me a coffee today, after ripping into the guy behind the counter about his skills and his job. Don’t care what people do for a living, if you don’t treat ‘em like (very important) people when you deal with them, we can’t be friends.

"A person who is nice to you but cruel to the waiter isn’t a nice person."

I don’t understand how people don’t get this

It is terrifying. It means if you don’t adhere to their demands or if you make on little mistake, they can turn on you. I don’t deal with people who are nasty to others.

Fucking *this*.

http://notalwaysright.com/tip-of-the-entree-iceberg/27669

(It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 20-something year old men. The blonde one has found something to complain about every time I’ve walked by while the brown-haired one just blushes and stays quiet. They’ve finished their meal.)

Blonde Man: “Are you new here?”

Me: “No, sir. I’ve been a waitress here for two years and three years at [other restaurant] prior.”

Blonde Man: “Then you have no excuse for how terrible this service was. The salad was wilty, and the entree was way too cold, and you were nowhere to be found. Plus, this place is far too noisy; I could barely hear myself speak! Honestly, I get better service at a fast food place.”

Me: “I’m sorry you feel that way. While there isn’t much I can do about the noise, I did offer to bring you different food before, but you said no.”

Blonde Man: *waves me off* “Just bring me the check, and try not to be so slow about it for once.”

(I go and get the check, but when I return, the brown-haired man stands up and hands me a $20 bill.)

Brown-haired Man: “Here, this is your tip. He wasn’t going to give you one. As a former waiter myself, I thought you were doing a perfectly fine job. My food was great, and the service was fast even though you’re so busy right now.”

(He turns to his blonde companion.)

Brown-haired Man: “People like you made my job so much worse, especially for making us work that much harder for no tip. So thanks for the meal, but you can go ahead and delete my number because there will be no second date. And by the way,potjevleesch is supposed to be served cold, you idiot.”

(With that, he left the restaurant without his date. It made the whole night worth it, to see that blonde man speechless for once.)


Patrick Star and John Green have the same happy dance

skullcrusher-mountain:

fishingboatproceeds:

hiccupsandteacups:

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Also similar overall body shapes…

HEY THAT’S MEAN- oh wait you’re john green

(Source: ceci-nestpas-un-blog)

Via Elementary, My dear watson.

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

(Source: excepttheeyes)


Via Southern Charm


kamiexe:

chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

(Source: sometimes-alice)


Via Breaking The Mold


rozenstar:

I’ve been on both sides of this conversation

(Source: theodd1sout)


Via Southern Charm

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

Via Belle-erina

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Via Belle-erina

(Source: frostenblade)







imgfave:

Posted by Klinec

this is so accurate



officialfrenchtoast:

Lesson learned from video games


Via Southern Charm

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